I have previously written about parts of my body that are no longer where they should be or have gone missing (click on blog post for April 10, 2011). Having been married for forty-seven years, I have learned that men have similar problems. They just don't discuss them the way women do.
However, Charley recently told me this story from the golf course. The four men were all in their sixties and beyond.
Larry: I haven't had a homecooked meal in a week.
Steve: I haven't seen my wife in two weeks!
Al: I haven't seen my wife naked in a month.
Jeff: I haven't had sex in six months.
Steve: Sex - what's that?
Jeff: Google it!
Steve: I already did, and it said, "No known match."
- Delray Beach, FL, Westport, MA, United States
- Undergraduate degree, Colby College; MA in teaching, Columbia Teacher's College; former high school English teacher in three states; former owner of interior design co. with advanced degree from R.I. School of Design. Published first book in 2009 titled, MINOR LEAGUE MOM: A MOTHER'S JOURNEY THROUGH THE RED SOX FARM TEAMS. Her humorous manuscript titled ELDERLY PARENTS WITH ALL THEIR MARBLES: A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR THE KIDS was published in June, 2014. In 2015 A SURVIVAL GUIDE won a gold medal in the self-help category at the Florida Authors & Publishers Association conference. See website By CLICKING HERE.