In anticipation of the 2014 publication of my book, ELDERLY PARENTS WHO HAVE ALL THEIR MARBLES: A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR THE KIDS, I've invited fellow writer and practicing pharmacist Don (D.G.) Weiss to be a guest blogger. The excerpt below is from his second mystery novel ALL THAT GLITTERS and concerns the importation of cheap drugs purchased on the internet from Canada. This is in no way a reflection on the vast majority of legitimate drugs purchased from Canada, but as always, "caveat emptor."
Big Jim Tobias knew that tonight he was going to get lucky. His date Charlene more or less hinted at it. What Charlene didn't know was that Big Jim wasn't necessarily big all over. He was having a certain issue with male function that required chemical help. The cost of Viagra was outrageous but Big Jim was willing to pay the price.
While Charlene was in the ladies' room, Big Jim took the Viagra pill from the supply he had just purchased over the internet at www.Saveonprescriptiondrugsnow.com. He wouldn't disappoint Charlene later on. Of that he was certain. He'd also saved about $400.00 on his little blue friends.
An hour after they got home, he rolled off Charlene pretty pleased with his performance. Charlene seemed happy as well. After about ten minutes, she started nibbling his ear. It didn't take Jim long to respond. Again he lived up to their expectations. She purred like a kitten and they both drifted off to sleep.
About two o'clock in the morning they made love again. Jim didn't even have to wait for his erection. It was already there. As a matter of fact, it had never gone away.
They slept until eight in the morning. Jim's erection was still there but it was now painful. Charlene wanted to make love again and wanted to be on top. He was grateful that she was facing away from him, because while she seemed to be satisfying herself, he was in agony. He had to do something and soon! Charlene finished and got up to go to the bathroom. Big Jim pulled on his underwear and his jeans and tried with some difficulty to stuff his swollen, painful member into his pants. Charlene came out of the bathroom.
"Where're you going, sweetheart?"
"I'm sorry, but I've got to meet a guy to talk about a drywall job in Ocala." When he kissed her goodbye, Charlene swore she saw tears in Big Jim's eyes. He put one foot in front of the other at half-speed all the way to his jeep, then headed for the nearest emergency room.
"What a sentimental guy he is, and my god what a lover!" Charlene went back to bed, smiling.
Read Part II next week!
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- Undergraduate degree, Colby College; MA in teaching, Columbia Teacher's College; former high school English teacher in three states; former owner of interior design co. with advanced degree from R.I. School of Design. Published first book in 2009 titled, MINOR LEAGUE MOM: A MOTHER'S JOURNEY THROUGH THE RED SOX FARM TEAMS. Her humorous manuscript titled ELDERLY PARENTS WITH ALL THEIR MARBLES: A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR THE KIDS was published in June, 2014. In 2015 A SURVIVAL GUIDE won a gold medal in the self-help category at the Florida Authors & Publishers Association conference. See website By CLICKING HERE.