BOYS GIRLS
1. During a snowball
fight, my round 1. During a snowball
fight,
plastic sled is a good Captain my round plastic sled is a
2. A spatula or ruler is a good 2. A spatula is for lifting food, a
sword. A dead branch ruler is for measuring, and a
sword. A dead branch ruler is for measuring, and a
is a good gun. dead stick goes in the fireplace.
3. A
peanut-butter-and-jelly 3.
A peanut-butter-and-jelly
sandwich is a good
snack before sandwich
is too yucky to touch.
lunch or dinner.
4. A coffee table is
a good place 4. I’m
not allowed to put my feet
to jump onto the sofa. or my drink or my paints on the
coffee table
5. A coffee table
also makes a 5. We’re
not allowed to play near
good wall for a
fort. the coffee table!
6. If there’s no blood, I’m OK. 6. If there’s blood, call
9-1-1.
7. If I climb onto a
chair and the 7. No
climbing in the house!
dining room table,
the chandelier
makes a good trapeze.
8. My backpack can
hold bread 8. My
backpack holds my
and cheese for a
week in my pencils and
papers and lunch
fort. for school.
9. Clothes are
optional in the house. 9. I
love my polka-dotted tights
and tutu so much I want to
wear them to bed!
10. “Poop” and “fart” are the most 10. “Poop”
and “fart” are the most
fun words my Dad says. fun words my
Dad says.
11. Dirt and sticks and a ball
are 11. Mom’s phone is
my favorite toy.
my favorite toys.
12. Bathrooms are supposed to
smell. 12. I don’t go in the bathroom
after
my brother uses it.
13. If there's a towel, I don't need 13. I sing “Happy
Birthday” three
soap to wash my hands. times while I wash
my hands.
14. Pillow fights are the best! 14. Don’t anyone touch
my pillow!
15. Sheets make good ghost
costumes 15. My brother won’t touch my
if you cut eye holes. sheets because they have
flowers on them.
16. My sister is scared of
snakes. 16. I hate my
brother!
17. I don’t know how to clean up. 17. I love to help Mama clean!
18. My sister is a tattle-tale! 18. My brother is
always starting
trouble.
19. No, I don’t have to pee
again. 19. Grandma, I
have to go to the
I just went before we got to this place. bathroom again.
20. Grandma, here are two 20. Grandma, would you please
Spidey books to read. read this Fancy Nancy book
to me? I love you
very much, Grandma!
